An opportunity missed: Cocaine Bear analysis.

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Hey, gentlemen and ladies strap your belts in and look forward to a ride filled with insaneness! "Cocaine Bear" is an epic ride that is enjoyable in many way than just one. The film takes a "bear-y" true story and transforms it into a comical horror movie that will bring you to your feet, scratching your head, and questioning the choices made by bears and drug smugglers.
Cocaine Bear As soon as we meet the dashing Andrew C Thornton, played brilliantly by Matthew Rhys, you know you're in for a wild rollercoaster. He's an smuggler that has style as well as grace. He also has a habit of dumping his precious goods in some of the most unlucky spots. However, he didn't know at the time he'd by accident create the legend of the 20th century "Cocaine Bear!" So, let go of everything you believe you know about bears as well as their nutritional preferences. The movie takes an obscene argument and claims that when bears take cocaine, they don't simply party; they transform into bloodthirsty beasts! Beware, Godzilla here's a new queen in town. And Bears have a habit of consuming powdered substances. Our cast of characters, such as the corrupt police along with the unlucky criminals and innocent pedestrians who failed to find their way from a plastic bag is sure to keep you with laughter. Their collective incompetence will be incredible to witness. If you're ever in need of some laughs Imagine investigators Bob Springs and Officer Reba Mitchell working together to investigate the mystery without accidentally shooting each other. Also, let's not forget our brave adventurers, Olaf and Elsa. These aren't the Olaf and Elsa in "Frozen." Two hikers are able to discover a treasure trove of Colombian deliciousness, and just before one can even hear "Bearzilla," they become one of the main targets for the Cocaine Bear's endless hunger. In reality, who would need someone to play Disney princess when there's an uncontrollable, aggressive bear roaming around? The film strikes the perfect equilibrium between horror and comedy and makes you smile in one scene, and then clutching your popcorn with terror the next. The bodies count increases faster than those hairs that hang on your head and you'll be cheering for each demise with wicked happiness. It's similar to watching a National Geographic special hosted by the Grim Reaper. Now, let's talk about (blog) the climactic battle. Imagine: a cascading waterfall cascading in the background, our brave family that includes Sari, Dee Dee, and Henry waiting to battle each other in the battle against Cocaine Bear. It's an epic struggle for an era, complete with the sound of bear roars and explosions and enough white powder to beat Tony Montana to shame. As you are about to think you've defeated the bear the day, it's revived by a cocaine explosion! Talk about a revival of legendary proportions. It's true that "Cocaine Bear" may have many flaws. The editing is just as quick like a squirrel that has been caffeinated, that leaves you scratching your heads and asking yourself if that film reel had been used in secret as scratching posts. But fear not, dear viewers, because the bear CGI looks amazing. It is a show-stealing bear, even if members of the editing crew appeared to seem to be in a high-sugar state their own. The story is an amalgamation of tension, double-crossings in addition to unexpected bonds. It's like mixing tequila with bear saliva--unconventional and unforgettable. Also, when the credits start rolling before you depart the theater with a smirk on your face, be sure to remember the final word of advice from the reviewer: Beware of feeding bears anything and particularly not drugs, or other hikers. Don't be fooled, it's not going to bring any good luck to anyone. Therefore, get your popcorn, buckle down, and immerse yourself in the wacky world of "Cocaine Bear." The film is an unforgettable experience which will leave you in shock, wondering about the impact of bears and their secret party-potential.